March 2012
list of things that has happened when a pretty...
pabstblueryan:
screamed.
fell of my chair.
put my head through a wall.
broke my phone in my hand.
threw a different phone.
punched myself in the face.
spilled hot tea all over myself.
so if anyone wants to text me and make me cause more harm to myself go for it.
781-472-0070
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“dude you know what’s awesome? we’re like, a lot funnier than Dane...”
– ryan flynn
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in a perfect world:
i would have all of the sushi right now
i would have a cannoli
there would be an attractive lady friend laying in my bed right now watching lord of the rings with me
i would be touching her butt
i would be kissing her
she would be giving me a head scratch
i would wake up to her making me breakfast in her underwear
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Ryan Flynn
is my humor soul mate and quite possibly my life soul mate.
kennyfuckinpowers:
Forgive me love, for wanting you.
Title Fight - Western Haikus (Acoustic)
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i would prefer anesthesia over the feelings that i have been experiencing lately.
kennyfuckinpowers:
I can make you oh so happy.
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February 2012
Alkaline Trio - Mercy Me
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ROFLING IN MY MCROFL COPTER. holy shit i am hilarious. i always find a way to crack myself up. oh man.
